58.18 On Windows 7 Does Not Work

Description of the issue:
New version 71.0.58.18 on windows 7 completely locks the computer. In task manager Brave launches 20-30 tasks but never loads and you can’t see anything. Also, can’t uninstall it.

Old version now runs soooo slow it is unusable.

Steps to Reproduce (add as many as necessary): 1. 2. 3.
Just install it, it doesn’t work

Actual Result (gifs and screenshots are welcome!):

Expected result:
That it works
Reproduces how often:
Every time
Brave Version(about:brave):
See above
Reproducible on current live release (yes/no):
yes
Additional Information:
Any suggestions on getting this POS removed from my computer?

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